It’s that time of year again! We’re looking for a few good Carnal Consultants to help us review our products and determine if they’re good enough for YOU, our loyal public. Last year’s class of Consultants did great work (see some of their reviews here!), but this year we’re looking for something slightly different.
We want people who love porn, people who love written erotica, and people (though primarily men) who have used and who love butt toys. If any or all of these descriptions fit you, you should apply to be a 2008 Carnal Consultant!
What do you get in return? Free DVDs, books, butt toys, and the occasional extra goodie, plus a 10% off coupon for the store, good for an entire year! Not to mention the fact that we will use many of your reviews on our blog and website.
What do you have to lose? Nothing! Apply today. Just copy and paste this application (and, you know, fill it out) and then email it to eden(at)early2bed.com for consideration! You have until May 15th to get them in, so get crackin!
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Carnal Consultant Questionnaire
1. What is your favorite porn movie? Describe what you like about it and why.
2. What is your favorite erotic book? It can be a novel, short stories, or instructional. Describe what you like about it and why,
3. How often do you watch porn and/or read erotica? What do you look for when you’re choosing one?
4. Do you have a preference for the sexuality depicted in your porn/erotica? In other words, do you prefer queer, fetish, straight, classic, a combination of these, any, or another category entirely?
5. Do you have experience with butt play and using butt toys? If so, what is your favorite kind of toy and why?
6. Do you have a prostate?
7. Anything else we should know about you ?
Thank you for filling out our questionnaire! We hope you will oblige us in filling out the following information, using whatever terminology you prefer. We are just looking to pair people with the movies, books, and butt toys they’d be most interested in having. This information will not be used for exclusionary (or inclusionary) purposes. Thank you!!
Name (pen names are fine):
Age:
Gender Identity:
Relationship status:
Sexual Orientation:
Occupation:
Email address:
