My goodness, where does the time go? It’s time for our second annual Masturbation May Haiku Contest!
Send us haikus on
Self-love and masturbation
Top 10 on our blog!
Also…Prizes for the top 3!
1st Prize: $40 Gift Certificate to EtB
2nd Prize: Lg Bottle of Sliquid H2O lube & an Early to Bed T-Shirt
3rd Prize: EtB tote bag & small bottle of Liquid Silk Lube
Due by May 29th–limit 5 per person! Email to haiku(at)early2bed.com and please put Haiku in the subject field.
Use whatever name you want published online!
May 11, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Got sperm on your hands?
Did you forget the TP?
Got to use a sock.
May 31, 2008 at 12:31 pm
ooh! i submitted 5 haikus (i think) around mid may: when will you post other submitted haikus/the awards?
June 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm
HI,
We’ll be posting the Haiku winners this week.. we received a few last minute entries!
xoxo,
searah