My goodness! So much eager anticipation! Well, don’t bite your nails down to the quick….
Because it’s time to present the Early to Bed 2008 Masturbation Haiku winners!
First Place (winning a $40 gift certificate to Early to Bed!)
The neighbors just think
It’s my electric toothbrush
And I brush to porn
by Kay Em
Second Place (winning a large bottle of Sliquid H2O lube & an Early to Bed T-Shirt!)
In the bathroom stall
Aroused at the office, I
Cum so quietly
by Vic Mann
*UPDATE* – If you are Vic Mann, please email me at eden(at)early2bed.com because I tried to send you an email, and it got bounced back!!! We want to send you your prize!!
Third Place (winning EtB tote bag & small bottle of Liquid Silk Lube)
my hands are moving
busily beneath the sheets
I hope you catch me
by Lauren
CONGRATS TO ALL!!!!! We had some very tough decisions to make… so many steamy, funny, sensual haikus to choose from! And so, we want to post the rest of the top 10 even though we don’t have prizes for you… because you are that awesome. And stay tuned for next year’s contest! And now, in no particular order, the rest of the Masturbation May Haiku Top Ten!!
a bottle of lube
two vibes, dildo, and butt plug
my naughty nightstand
by heather
I love my pink clit
Especially late at night
alone, with bullet
by Kat
Never would have thought
Piano lessons paid off
Thank you, Mrs. Graham
by Kay Em
riding on my hand
sweet pleasure beyond compare
I know me so well
by julie black
there is this girl i
fantasize about when my
fingers wander south
by rachel
Hood up, clitoris!
Sexy women at the beach,
Time for you to shine.
by The Masturbation Mamis
don’t be offended
if i find myself sexy
and cum on my own
by rachel
Thanks to all who participated! Keep writing!!! And stay tuned to our website in the fall… we’re concocting a sexy reading and writing series of workshops/discussions!!!!
