Send us haikus on
Self-love and masturbation
Top 10 on our blog!
Prizes for the top 3!!
1st prize:
$25 Gift Certificate to Early to Bed
Large bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
Early to Bed Tee shirt of your choice
& The Big Book of Masturbation
2nd prize:
Small bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
& The Big Book of Masturbation
3rd prize:
The Big Book of Masturbation
Entries due May 31st. Limit 5 haiku per person. Email to eden(at)early2bed(dot)com or drop ‘em off at the store! Be sure to include contact information and a pen name, if desired.
May 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Beneath the bleachers,
First Democratic Caucus.
No one heard me moan.
May 20, 2009 at 7:47 am
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May 20, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Nothing Can Happen
Thinking of you touching me
Pink Hard Long E-Rect
May 21, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Thanks for the entry!
Please email to the address listed on the blog so we can enter you into the contest!
-Eden
June 3, 2009 at 7:29 am
When will the winner be announced?
June 3, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Probably in the next few weeks! We have a lot of entries to go through!
July 13, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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