Blogger Review: Champion DVD

Check out blogger Scarlet Lotus’ awesomely thorough review of Shine Louise Houston’s new movie, Champion!

She includes some sexy stills in the post, so if your place of business is iffy about nudity, you might want to wait till you get home…

 

Blogger Review: Smart Balls!

Check out this great review of one of our favorite Kegel toys – Smart Balls!

 

Blogger Review: Bootie Plug!

Check out blogger Epiphora’s review of our sweet-ass (literally!) butt plug Bootie!

 

Blogger Review: G-Force Dildo

Check out this awesome review of our G-Force Dildo on Sex N’ Shoes!

A little teaser:

I’ve tried a lot of g-spot toys, but this is honestly one of my favorites. The long flexible neck and rounded head just hit my spot – it does it for me every time, and don’t get me started about pairing it with the Hitachi Magic Wand on my clit!

Read the rest of the review!

 

Blogger review: Pink Beaded Nipple Clamps

Check out Beautiful Dreamer’s review of our Pink Beaded Nipple Clamps!

Sez she:

The amount of pressure provided a pleasurable pain. And to my surprise, these stayed in place very well. The construction is good and the fact the beads are light weight help tremendously.

Check out the rest of the review here!

 

Blogger review: Trick Belt!

Check out Erin’s awesome video review of the Trick Belt! Review originally posted on his blog here.

more about “Blogger review: Trick Belt!“, posted with vodpod

 

Staff Review: Pink Silicone Lubricant for Women

Remember those obnoxious deodorant commercials: “Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman”? Those always pissed me off. What does that even mean, first of all, and second of all that just reeks of marketing ploy. Of course, gender-targeted marketing has gotten much more pervasive since then, but even so, I am highly skeptical of any unisex product that is strictly marketed toward a particular gender. So when I was first introduced to Pink, I rolled my eyes, I snorted, I made snarky comments about the patriarchy and its apparently unending hegemony. Silicone lubricant “for women”? Puh-leez.

But then I tried it. This stuff is GOOD. Now, keep in mind, I used to be a devotee of Slippery Stuff, but let’s be honest. That stuff gets stickier than a melted popsicle in about 10 seconds flat. I do love me some Liquid Silk, but it tastes kinda yucky. I’ve tried other silicone lubes, and they all felt like fucking in an oil slick, so I wasn’t keen on trying another, thinking all silicone was created equal, but this stuff is different. Yeah it’s slick, and yeah, it’s not water soluble so it doesn’t just absorb into your skin (good for slickeriness, bad for trying to wash up after), but it has this unique, almost velvety feel to it. I don’t really know how to describe it, but it adds just a little bit of texture to the sensation, so you get that eternal lubrication of silicone with just a touch of friction. Plus, it really does moisturize, which seems like a strange thing to want for your business, but let me tell you, my parts were silky smooth.

I still don’t know about all this “for women” nonsense. My cis-gendered male honey loves this stuff too, for all the same reasons. But I’m willing to turn the other cheek for now, so long as they keep making the stuff.

-Eden

 

Staff Review: Ripley

I’m a pretty indecisive person. Or rather, I hate having to narrow down my choices when there are so many good options! This is why I love Ripley. Why choose between a butt plug and anal beads when you can get the best of both worlds in one shimmery purple toy?

Ripley is made of 100% medical grade platinum silicone – which means it’s incredibly durable, totally non-porous, easy to clean, and because it contains no metal components, you can even boil it to clean it (or put it in the dishwasher, if you’re so bold!). It also retains temperature nicely if you want to cool it down or heat it up (but not too much, please! No burning or freezing your hiney!) and if you hold a vibrator up to the base, it will transmit the vibration through the whole thing! And it comes in two sizes so you can find the perfect fit for you!

But the best part of Ripley is the design. It starts off very small at the tip and you can ease your way into it, one “bead” at a time. So by the time you get to the base of the toy, you won’t even realize you put the whole thing in. Seriously. That’s why this toy is great for beginners – so don’t be intimidated by the large base of the thing. It’s also lovely for experienced butt lovers as well, due to its unique shape. What happens is this – your anal sphincters close over each small “neck” between the “beads” and the open again as the beads get larger. This pulsating of your sphincter muscles can be very enjoyable as it mimics the contractions of orgasm (albeit slowly). When you get the thing all the way in, you can just enjoy the full feeling you get from any butt plug… and for the grand finale, pull the beads out slowly (or quickly… depending on your preference!) as you come, and it will enhance your orgasmic contractions. Heaven!

The only downside to the Ripley, as far as I’m concerned, is that the final neck at the base is kind of wide. What this means is as you’re doing your other business – masturbating or enjoying the company of others – it’ll slide out a bit, so that the long wide base is sticking out of your ass and you have to push it back  in. This isn’t a huge deal, as generally speaking, it’ll stop sliding once it reaches the biggest bead, but it can be a kind of weird sensation. Nevertheless, this is the *only* problem I have with this toy.

Basically, Ripley is a pure delight, for those who want to both have and eat their cake, or for anyone who wants a new ride for their butt to test drive.

-Eden

 

Review of Good Head and Cock Lasso

Check out blogger Vagina Drum’s clever and snarky review of Good Head and Cock Lasso! Love it!

 

Blogger review of Hot Heart Massager and Afterglow Tissues!

So much love on the internets today!

Check out Scarlet’s Letter’s review of our Hot Heart Massager and Afterglow Toy Tissues!